13th Annual Holiday Book Review
Friday, December 7th, 2018 at D’Andrea Banquets, Crystal Lake
Doors open at 10:45a | $50 a ticket; $500 for a table of 10
It begins with a simple string of outdoor lights. Then the lights cry out for a wreath, the wreath screams for a red plaid bow, and giant candy canes would sure look nice at the end of the driveway. Before you know it, you are gift wrapping the mailbox, winding tinsel around the luggage rack on the SUV and have six albino deer parked in the front yard.
Join nationally-syndicated humor columnist Lori Borgman as she examines the insanity of Holi-daze bound by family celebrations and holiday traditions.
About the Author, Speaker
Lori Borgman is a syndicated newspaper columnist, author, speaker.
Borgman is a syndicated newspaper columnist, author, speaker. Her newspaper column, which touches on a wide array of topics ranging from the myth that women nag to the hazards of upper arm flab. Lori is the author of six books – her most recent, “My Memory is Shot, All I Retain Now is Water”. She is also the author of the obituary for Common Sense, an essay that has gone viral, having been published in 11 countries and translated into 7 languages. You can find out more about her at www.loriborgman.com.
LG 55” Smart 4K Ultra HD TV | Donated by Xamin Inc. | Value $800
Elevate your HDR experience even higher with Active HDR which optimizes content scene-by-scene. True to life color allows you to see a more accurate, natural picture with advanced color mapping. True color accuracy automatically corrects color distortions for vibrant, lifelike color. Energy star qualified. Model #55UJ6540
Lake Geneva Overnight Package | Donated by Grand Geneva Resort & Spa | Value $700
Enjoy a two-night stay in beautiful, historic Lake Geneva, Wisconsin. This package features a two night stay, golf for 2 with cart (certificate).
Amazon Echo Show | Donated by the Fund Development Office, Pioneer Center | Value $350
Echo Show brings you everything you love about Alexa, and now she can show you things. Watch video flash briefings, Amazon Video content, see music lyrics, security cameras, photos, weather forecasts, to-do and shopping lists, browse and listen to Audible audiobooks, and more. All hands-free—just ask.
Dinner/Theatre for 2 at the Marriott in Lincolnshire/overnight stay at the Marriott Resort
Donated by Crystal Lake Bank and Trust | Value $500
Enjoy a night out on the town this holiday season as the Marriott Theatre in Lincolnshire welcomes you to dinner and a show. Afterwards, enjoy an overnight stay at the fabulous Marriott Resort.